Q*TIPS




Fashion has always been a major part of my life...maybe too much!!!
I truly understand that everyone has his/her sense of style but sometimes I just wanna go up to the person and tell to their face "in the name of fashion, I arrest you!!!"


Here are some everyday quick tips for you guys! take it or leave it!

For gentlemen:

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Vintage Rayban shades are definitely sexy! Every man has always dreamed to look like a hot Tom Cruise dude!!! However, please note Oakley shades are not considered vintage yet!!! Skiing, mountain climbing or just dangling off the top of mont blanc held by just a rope is not an excuse!!! So when it comes to guys who are wearing them on the streets as aceptable day wear, be warned it is not!!! It is simply a FASHION NO GO!!!

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Never let yourself be photographed wearing your mom’s handbag !!! Even if it is a knackered vintage Louis Vuitton!!! Be warned!!! You know who you are!!!

If you are straight, gay or just confused... stop wearing your little sister's t-shirt! stop with the pink or lycra t-shirts too! You are not vanilla ice going to a techno party! (indeed does anyone still go to a techno party?)

We know the weather is hot, but please stop wearing a full white outfit on a normal day! Only italians can pull off white trousers! You are not attending a white party in st-tropez with Eddy Barclay! He is dead for 8 years now!


For ladies:

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Diamonds and furs are a girl’s best friends! However be very careful when you wear your mum’s debutant fur!!! If the coat now resemble’s roadkill decline your mothers hand me down with  style. Best not to look like a russian prostitute and never wear it with Swarovski unless you have the Charisma of Elizabeth Taylor!!!

High heels are always gonna be the sexiest accessory ever (besides a hot best gay friend) but if you walk like john wayne, or even a cart horse, just forget it!!!

Honey, you are not Mariah Carey, stop wearing dresses that are too small/thight/clingy/transparent or all of the above! and don't forget, too many accessories, kill the accessories, you are not JLO on a shopping trip in Claire's accessories!!!


For both:

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Vintage couple? After several years blissfully living together, please try to update your closet!!!
I don’t  believe it is a good idea to keep wearing the same jeans or skirt you had when you first met each other!!! No one is that sentimental!!! Your body has changed and you are not 20 years old anymore!!! Look classy not trashy!!!

To all you loved up couples! We know you are a couple, that's clear by the visible love bites (YSL touche eclat alert!), we know you are crazy in love but stop wearing the matching his and hers polo or t-shirts! You are not the Beckham's!!! God bless David & Victoria!

Stop wearing your sunglasses on the dance floor! You are not Stevie Wonder, Rihanna with a black eye or the fabulous Anna Wintour!!!






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